The other day, as I was scrolling through Facebook, I noticed something interesting. One of my friends had posted a plea for all democrats to call the DNC and tell them Bernie should be the nominee instead of Hillary. As I was reading the fairly hilarious comments, I realized that this pretty much parallels many […]Read more "Is 2016 the Year of the Third Party Candidate?"
Tonight I had a funny conversation with my mom when I came home with a bunch of bags from Target. Mom: Aren’t you going to boycott Target? Don’t you know they let men in the womens’ restrooms now? Me: Hell no, I’m not boycotting Target. They have stuff there I can buy and resell at […]Read more "Target, Toilets, and Tantrums"
Yesterday, ABC announced they were cancelling The Family, a drama about a kidnapped kid who returns home after ten years—or does he? They also cancelled Nashville (it’s just like Empire but the music isn’t as good because, you know, it’s country). Both were entertaining shows with interesting characters and decent writing. Meanwhile, they renewed such […]Read more "ABC Cancels The Family, Renews The Catch Even Though It’s Boring as Crap"
This week, a viral video kept popping up in my feed on Facebook. In it, a woman at Walmart yells at a guy for using food stamps to, well, buy food. First of all, if you can’t use food stamps at Walmart, where the hell can you use them? This is Walmart, nobody goes there […]Read more "Woman Yells at Man Using Food Stamps in Walmart"
Sometimes when I’m shopping and I see a great widget, I talk to myself. Or I talk to the widget. I say things like, “Oh, hello my pretty, you’re going to make me a lot of money!” Then I usually look around to see if anyone heard me talking to the merchandise like a crazy […]Read more "More Confessions of an Internet Reseller"