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I was in the mall earlier, and it was so fucking crowded I actually had to take my eyes off my phone to avoid walking into people, something I don’t normally have to do. No chance at catching a Pikachu when there’s someone three times your size shuffling forward at the rate of snail on […]Read more "Shopping On Tax-Free Weekend? You’re Getting Hosed."