Vitamin Pills are NOT Treats and Other Times I Called Bullshit on Halloween

I remember one Halloween when I was 7 or 8, walking around the mall. My parents always took me to the stupid mall because they thought I’d get kidnapped walking around a street. Only a handful of stores had anything good. So I come up on this vitamin store and say “Trick or treat.” The […]

Lazy Millennial Gives Advice on How to Make Ends Meet

Wondering how to succeed as a Millennial? First of all, welcome to Millennialhood, you lazy, unmotivated slug. Don’t take offense, I’m also a lazy, unmotivated Millennial. At least, that’s what I hear twenty times a day, from Baby Boomers or Gen Xers. Anyway, I’m going to look up from my phone screen just long enough […]

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Month: October 2017

Vitamin Pills are NOT Treats and Other Times I Called Bullshit on Halloween

Lazy Millennial Gives Advice on How to Make Ends Meet