Things I’ve Learned from Binge-Watching Criminal Minds on Netflix

Things I’ve learned from watching Criminal Minds on Netflix:
If you’re a serial killer, there’s about a 99.99999% chance it’s all your parents’ fault.
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When an FBI agent leaves the job for any reason, they’re usually replaced with someone similar looking of the same gender and hair color. Replacing a brunette with a blonde would make the world stop turning or something.
If you’re a serial killer, at some point you’ll probably be interrupted by a ringing cell phone right before you off someone. So annoying.
Things I've Learned from Binge-Watching Criminal Minds
Things I’ve Learned from Binge-Watching Criminal Minds

All geniuses are experts in every single subject in the history of the world. Nothing gets by them. Whatever knowledge would be helpful in a particular situation, they just happen to have it. Forget superheroes, you need a genius following you around at all times.

Don’t talk to strangers in parking lots. Or anywhere. Ever. Just don’t.

Especially don’t help strange people put stuff in vans with sliding doors. Those are kidnappermobiles.

V. R. Craft is the author of Stupid Humans, a thought-provoking science fiction book series that asks the question, “What if all the intelligent humans abandoned Earth—and we’re what’s left?” 

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10 thoughts on “Things I’ve Learned from Binge-Watching Criminal Minds on Netflix

    1. I like it, although I prefer shows with one long-running crime for the whole season, like Damages or The Killing, to shows where they solve a different crime on each episode. It’s a good show though, and a lot of the actors have been around since day one. Others have come and gone and come back again.

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  1. I love your witty analysis! 😆 My daughter argued with me the other day that a guy on one show was the same guy on another. We put their pictures side by side and while it WAS hard to tell, they were indeed two different actors. Thanks for making me smile! 😀

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  2. Oh my! I had to stop watching that show because of pretty much everything you said here. That show scares me. Ha ha.

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