I write because slapping stupid people is frowned upon. I have two college degrees, no job, and I currently live with my parents. I have no marketable skills, but I’m highly talented in the areas of sarcasm, satire, and snark. I believe if you can’t say something nice, you should say something funny and totally true.
In between job interviews where I have to explain my strengths (staying awake during boring meetings, putting up with idiots and not losing my shit) and weaknesses (my weakness is I can’t decide which of my many flaws sounds the best so I always stumble on that question), I write books addressing the problems of society with sarcasm, satire, and snark. The ridiculousness of this year’s presidential election, coupled with my frustrations at being overeducated and underemployed, inspired my first novel, Fail to the Chief, which is now available wherever books are sold.
In my spare time, I enjoy watching TV, making fun of politicians, and haggling for a better price at discount sales.