I came across this meme on social media today, and it brought back a whole slew of nineties restaurants I hated as a kid. So I’ll name several: Bonanza Most locations have closed but it appears a few may still be around, although some may be called “Ponderosa” or “Home Style Dining.” Supposedly the chain […]Read more "Restaurants from the 90s That Have Gone the Way of Photomat, and Why I Don’t Miss Them"
How I File My Tax Return So I’m trying to do my taxes, and TurboTax gives me this tax questionnaire. Among the list of tax questions 2017, here are some of the interesting ones…and my snarky answers that I can’t give the IRS because there’s no place on the fucking form to insert sarcasm. (But […]Read more "How to File Your Taxes With Snark"
I remember one Halloween when I was 7 or 8, walking around the mall. My parents always took me to the stupid mall because they thought I’d get kidnapped walking around a street. Only a handful of stores had anything good. So I come up on this vitamin store and say “Trick or treat.” The […]Read more "Vitamin Pills are NOT Treats and Other Times I Called Bullshit on Halloween"
I’m going to start by telling you my earliest memory of seeing a politician lie. I don’t remember how old I was, but I was pretty little, maybe three or four. I didn’t know who the president was or what that title meant or what taxes were or why I should care about any of […]Read more "This is Why the First Amendment is More Important Now Than Ever"
As I’m driving around shopping for crap to resell, I like to listen to the radio. I keep hearing these ads for some sort of real estate scam, where people apparently pay a guy to, “teach YOU how to flip houses using other people’s money!” Yeah, because life works like that. And it ends with, “FAYETTEVILLE […]Read more "Who Actually Falls for Scams?"
Years of Being Told to Stand Have Permanently Damaged Junior’s Ability to Sit Comfortably Guest Post By Kennith Doglog of Such Politics While often in the shadows, Donald Trump Jr. (Junior) perfectly exemplifies what happens when Donald Trump takes an interest in you the same way he has done with American politics. Unfortunately for the United […]Read more "Exclusive: Donald Trump Jr. Does Not Know How to Sit"
If there was ever a song that summed up old 45, this would be it. You know he’s lying when his lips are moving and he’s talking round in circles. Bonus points for the pussy…cat dress.Read more "The Trump is a Chump Playlist"